(Source: wesleyaccola, via pizza)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via chackennugger)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via chackennugger)

alt-j:

broccoli with turkey ham and spongebob shapes mac n cheese i am the epitome of fancy

alt-j:

broccoli with turkey ham and spongebob shapes mac n cheese i am the epitome of fancy

simsgonewrong:

Every time I try to read my precious child to sleep she morphs into this creature

simsgonewrong:

Every time I try to read my precious child to sleep she morphs into this creature

(via instagrampa)

friends meme: 1/7 episodes · the one where rachel has a baby

You listen to me! Since I have been waiting, four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimetres that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies. I’m next. It’s my turn. It’s only fair. And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me, I’m going to sue you. Not this hospital, I’m gonna sue you!"

(via wingels)

friends meme: 1/7 episodes · the one where rachel has a baby

You listen to me! Since I have been waiting, four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimetres that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies. I’m next. It’s my turn. It’s only fair. And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me, I’m going to sue you. Not this hospital, I’m gonna sue you!"

(via wingels)

have2:

that’s a toad

have2:

that’s a toad

(Source: cory-doctorow-deactivated3103201)

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

(via wsswatson)

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP

THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

(via pillowfandom)

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

(Source: communistbakery, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

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Guys it’s been roughly eight years since Pluto was demoted and we’re still all like

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(via asvprock)

(Source: shypetals, via hi)

voxamberlynn:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

AND JEFF DOES IT AGAIN.

Forever applauding this man, and forever loving his family.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

I'm a 17 year female and I am a taurus. Love me?